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Go Fat Conditioning Program, Death Spiral Edition
Go Fat Conditioning Program, Death Spiral Edition Part One–Enter the Heat Dome
SEA-TAC Airport, July 7, 2021—12:35 a.m.
I am 64 years old, broke, uninsured and alive in the Superunknown.
I am Gen Jones, and have identified as a snowboarder since 1989. I saw Mojo Nixon play at the Central Tavern in Seattle on my 30th birthday and started snowboarding six months later. These facts are related, but not easily related.
I have lived in Pacific Ocean states my entire life and I am a pacifist 98.6 percent of the time. I tell people I own a gun because it has rights that I don’t, but mostly it’s because I always end up living around bears. I sequester carbon in my snowboards because I care. Progression to me means switching leads with my dogs when breaking trail uphill splitboarding.